{"id":701,"date":"2011-05-19T16:34:18","date_gmt":"2011-05-19T20:34:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.handlernyc.com\/interestingfoundobjects\/?p=701"},"modified":"2012-07-23T10:17:18","modified_gmt":"2012-07-23T14:17:18","slug":"unreal-expectations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.handlernyc.com\/interestingfoundobjects\/2011\/05\/unreal-expectations\/","title":{"rendered":"UNREAL EXPECTATIONS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>From New York<\/strong><\/p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" title=\"shoe\" src=\"http:\/\/www.handlernyc.com\/interestingfoundobjects\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Web-Final-Shoe.jpg\" \/>\n<p>Green Shoes Eau De Parfum.<\/p>\n<p>The back label reads: Compliments of Jolay Bootery.<\/p>\n<p>What a concept. A perfume that smells like a shoe!<\/p>\n<p>Four Dollars.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>From New York<\/strong><\/p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" title=\"Bergdorf window\" src=\"http:\/\/www.handlernyc.com\/interestingfoundobjects\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Web-Final-Bergdorf-window.jpg\" \/>\n<p>Store mannequin. A beautiful, albeit unlikely, body image.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From New York Green Shoes Eau De Parfum. The back label reads: Compliments of Jolay Bootery. What a concept. A perfume that smells like a shoe! Four Dollars. &nbsp; From New York Store mannequin. A beautiful, albeit unlikely, body image.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.handlernyc.com\/interestingfoundobjects\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.handlernyc.com\/interestingfoundobjects\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.handlernyc.com\/interestingfoundobjects\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.handlernyc.com\/interestingfoundobjects\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.handlernyc.com\/interestingfoundobjects\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=701"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/www.handlernyc.com\/interestingfoundobjects\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/701\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1271,"href":"https:\/\/www.handlernyc.com\/interestingfoundobjects\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/701\/revisions\/1271"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.handlernyc.com\/interestingfoundobjects\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.handlernyc.com\/interestingfoundobjects\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.handlernyc.com\/interestingfoundobjects\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}